Bonus 200th post

Wooohoo this will me by 200th post and gerald i bought the cc wish me luck in the grading
bonus joke....
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".