Life Partner

How the various people search for life partner

BEGGAR;

Bhagwan ke nam pe koi ek biwi de de,

Doosre ki nahi to apni hi de de,

Bhagwan tujhe ek ke badle do dega,

Hillery hogi to Monika bhi dega

LAWYER;

I hereby beg to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of husband after marriage. The person whom I'm looking for should be strictly -a girl. The girl should be strictly a girl. The girl should be willing to surender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord i.e. Myself. Any objection would be overruled and will not be sustained.

: Apply in confidence and if you have the confidence.

BOATMAN;

Must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish. Must have own boat with motor. Plaese send the photograph of motorboat.

BANKER;

Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service.

SHAAYAR;

Badi muddat ke baad ek arzoo jaagi hai,

Ki hum bhi shadi shuda ho jaye,

Kya vajah shadi karane ki jo kahde sahi sahi,

To yaroo ab khud se kaam ghar ka hota nahi.

BEVDA;

Wanted a girl. Girl's father should preferably have a soda factory. I am an occasional alchoholic who drinks only when friends come home. Friend come home only seven times a week.Girl preferred who can carry me from bar to ghar-bar. Meet personally or send soda for trial. Sample should be ample.

CAR MECHANIC;

Wanted a sturdy wife. Should be in working condition.Should be above average and must run the household at a good average. Dent wont be tolerated especially in the head gear.

Wat the hell is this joke about?
The spelling suck n i dont know MAlAY or whatever language that is!!!