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> >> Blondes
> >> Two blondes
> >> living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one
> >> blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther
> >> away... Florida or the moon?'
> >>
> >> The other
> >> blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see
> >> Florida?????'
> >>
> >> Car
> >> Trouble
> >>
> >> A blonde
> >> pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it
> >> died.
> >> After he
> >> works on it for a few minutes, it is idling
> >> smoothly.
> >>
> >> She says,
> >> 'What's the story?'
> >> He replies, 'Just crap in the carburettor'
> >> She asks, 'How often do I have to do
> >> that?'
> >>
> >>
> >> SPEEDING
> >> TICKET
> >>
> >> A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her
> >> very nicely if he could see her licence.
> >>
> >> She replied
> >> in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together.
> >> Just yesterday you take away my licence and then today you
> >> expect me to show it to you!'
> >>
> >>
> >> River
> >> Walk
> >> There's
> >> this blonde out for a walk She comes to a river and sees
> >> another blonde on the opposite bank. 'Yoo-hoo!' she
> >> shouts, 'How can I get to the other side?'
> >>
> >> The second blonde looks up the river then down the river
> >> and shouts back, 'You ARE on the other
> >> side.'
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> At
> >> the Doctors Office
> >> A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office
> >> and said that her body hurt wherever she touched
> >> it.
> >>
> >> 'Impossible!'
> >> says the doctor. 'Show me.'
> >> The redhead
> >> took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed,
> >> and then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She
> >> pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle
> >> and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her
> >> scream.
> >>
> >> The doctor
> >> said, 'You're not really a redhead, are
> >> you?
> >> 'Well,
> >> no' she said, 'I'm actually a
> >> blonde.'
> >>
> >> 'I
> >> thought so,' the doctor said. 'Your finger is
> >> broken.'
> >>
> >> Knitting
> >>
> >> A highway
> >> patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
> >> Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde
> >> behind the wheel was knitting!
> >>
> >> Realising
> >> that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the
> >> trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and
> >> yelled, 'PULL OVER!'
> >>
> >> 'NO!' the blonde
> >> yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'
> >>
> >> On
> >> the Sun
> >>
> >> A Russian,
> >> an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
> >> The Russian
> >> said, 'We were the first in space!'
> >>
> >> The
> >> American said, 'We were the first on the
> >> moon!'
> >> The Blonde
> >> said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the
> >> sun!'
> >>
> >> The Russian
> >> and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
> >> 'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll
> >> burn up!' said the Russian.
> >>
> >> To which
> >> the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know.
> >> We're going at night!'
> >>
> >>
> >> In
> >> a vacuum
> >>
> >> A blonde
> >> was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She
> >> rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her
> >> question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls
> >> your name, can you hear it?' She thought for a time and
> >> then asked, 'Is it on or off?'
> >>
> >>
> >> FINALLY,
> >> THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL JOKES!
> >> A girl was
> >> visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs,
> >> and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by
> >> saying that one was named Rolex and one was named
> >> Timex.
> >>
> >> Her friend
> >> said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like
> >> that?' 'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the
> >> blonde. 'They're watch
> >> dogs.'
> >>
> >>
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