Thought about it on the bus(my 3rd joke

A lady who was about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
A man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth seat, the man burst out laughing, she dialed 999 and had the man arrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years
old) what he had to say for himself.

The man replied,
"Well your Honour, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat under a sweets sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming," and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Longan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "Wilfred's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT, your Honour, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Good quality rubber could have prevented this accident" ... and i lost it."

Case dismissed.