A gas station was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a
sign
saying, "Free Sex with Fill-Up." Soon a local guy pulled in, filled
his
tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a
number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.
The guy then guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The
number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time." A week later, the same guy,
along with a friend, pulled in for a fill-up. Again he asked for his
free sex.The proprietor again gave him the same story and ask him to
guess the correct number. The guy guessed 2 this time. Again the
proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this
time." As they were driving away, the guy said to his friend, "I think
that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."His friend
replied, "No it ain't, rigged --- my wife won twice last week!!"
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