Saturday, October 24, 2009
Friday, October 16, 2009
Top Games
Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days
Publisher: Square Enix
Developer: h.a.n.d. Inc.
Genre: Role-Playing
Platform: DS
Release: 2009-09-29
2 Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
Publisher: Nintendo
DS
Role-Playing score:
9.0
3 New Super Mario Bros. Wii
Publisher: Nintendo
WII
Action release:
2009-11-15
4 Scribblenauts
Publisher: Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment
DS
Puzzle score:
8.0
5 Pokemon Platinum Version
Publisher: Nintendo
DS
Role-Playing score:
8.0
6 Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Publisher: Nintendo
WII
Action score:
9.5
7 Star Wars The Clone Wars: Republic Heroes
Publisher: LucasArts
WII
Action score:
4.5
8 Dead Space Extraction
Publisher: Electronic Arts
WII
Action score:
8.0
9 Pokemon Diamond Version
Publisher: Nintendo
DS
Role-Playing score:
8.5
10 Wii Sports Resort
Publisher: Nintendo
WII
Sports score:
8.0
Publisher: Square Enix
Developer: h.a.n.d. Inc.
Genre: Role-Playing
Platform: DS
Release: 2009-09-29
2 Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
Publisher: Nintendo
DS
Role-Playing score:
9.0
3 New Super Mario Bros. Wii
Publisher: Nintendo
WII
Action release:
2009-11-15
4 Scribblenauts
Publisher: Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment
DS
Puzzle score:
8.0
5 Pokemon Platinum Version
Publisher: Nintendo
DS
Role-Playing score:
8.0
6 Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Publisher: Nintendo
WII
Action score:
9.5
7 Star Wars The Clone Wars: Republic Heroes
Publisher: LucasArts
WII
Action score:
4.5
8 Dead Space Extraction
Publisher: Electronic Arts
WII
Action score:
8.0
9 Pokemon Diamond Version
Publisher: Nintendo
DS
Role-Playing score:
8.5
10 Wii Sports Resort
Publisher: Nintendo
WII
Sports score:
8.0
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
LittleJohnny
If you were a buger I would pick you first.
If I let you suck on my tongue would you be greatful?
Nice Shoes. Wanna fuck?
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
You remind me of my Grandma except I haven't slept with you yet.
You stole my heart. But that's okay; I have another one at home in the fridge.
Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?
I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!
Hey babe, do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?
Why don't you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?
The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my crib and spread the word.
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
Can I touch your belly button...from the inside?
If I let you suck on my tongue would you be greatful?
Nice Shoes. Wanna fuck?
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
You remind me of my Grandma except I haven't slept with you yet.
You stole my heart. But that's okay; I have another one at home in the fridge.
Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?
I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!
Hey babe, do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?
Why don't you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?
The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my crib and spread the word.
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
Can I touch your belly button...from the inside?
LittleJohnny
Little Johnny's father asked him, "Do you know about the birds and the bees?"
"I don't want to know!" little Johnny said, bursting into tears.
Confused, the father asked little Johnny what was wrong.
"Oh dad," Little Johnny sobbed, "At age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really fuck, I've got nothing left to live for!"
"I don't want to know!" little Johnny said, bursting into tears.
Confused, the father asked little Johnny what was wrong.
"Oh dad," Little Johnny sobbed, "At age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really fuck, I've got nothing left to live for!"
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